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boot hole in a beached whale carcass 

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.
That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

boot hockey

The original Minnesota "CODE" for smoking pot to keep parents and pigs in the dark...
Hey Ma, I'm gonna go play boot hockey with my friends...see ya!!!
boot hockey by Bomni February 8, 2005
Damn, baby girl got a big, nartnee boot-hee!
Boot-he by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

[boot] hugger 

Someone who leaves virtually no space between the front of his car and the rear of another car. In US English you might call it a trunk hugger.
After I had braked a few times, the boot hugger got the message and backed off.
[boot] hugger by Richard Meulders December 18, 2008

boot hockey

A mixture of soccer, basketball, bordenball, and rugby in which you must kick a tennis ball into a net (often the space between two hats) past a goalie to score, as in soccer. If the ball is caught (either from a bounce or from bringing it off the ground with your feet) you can run three to five steps depending on the rules before you have to drop it or throw it to a team mate. Almost always played with no rules full body contact. The unofficial national sport of Canada's elementary schools.
Timmy! Let's eat snot then go play boot hockey on lunch!
Okay Jimmy! But don't let Ms. Bitchowsky see us play or she'll send us into detention!!

Boot-hoof 

Bringing the fury...kicking some major ace if youre swiffin.
Man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before I boot-hoof you outa dis place.
Boot-hoof by Stevie Y July 3, 2005