by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004
by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006
by Mallard100 April 17, 2008
n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 02, 2006
by Reagan Santmeyer July 06, 2006