n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 02, 2006
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the talkmaster, a libertarian talk show host based in atlanta
I listen to boortz often, you can visit www.boortz.com to learn more
by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004
a highly skilled orator
Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.
by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006
to intellectually smack down a clueless tard with the insensitive truth
"That idiot who said the FairTax was "for the rich" got Boortzed when I showed him the facts"
by Mallard100 April 17, 2008
letting someone else do your thinking for you.
After having been boortzed,Bubba encourages others to watch Fox News and join the boortz lifestyle.
by Reagan Santmeyer July 06, 2006
a person who is a professional sphinctriloquist.
Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.
by Regan Santmeyer August 21, 2006