the greatest country music singer of all time. He was so great, that he even appeared on MTV's "The Buried Life" along side his manager Pipe Wilson and popular Mexican singer Paddagonia.
Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*
Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last nightBrian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.
When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.
Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.
The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.