The best wine ever. I don't care what you wine snob fucks wanna say about it, all I know is that Boones tatse awesome and all that Nappa Valley shit is bitter as fuck.
Come down to my house man, I got enough wine to stay drunk all weekend.
Nah, dude, I hate wine.
It's Boone's Farm, nigga!
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Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.
Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.
This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).
In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....
Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.
A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.
Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.
Yay! gay night in the dorms!! Bring the boones farm its thirsty thursday. :) cheers queers