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booper block 

a person who only has dick on there mind 24/7 and nothing else
hey man I think dat girl is booper blockin
booper block by rudd boiii December 9, 2007

Boner-block 

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
Boner-block by drswagman October 29, 2011

Boomer block 

When social media blocks or partially blocks your post due to misinformation
Person 1: *sees Facebook post was blocked by social media*

Person 2: damn! You got Boomer blocked!
Boomer block by EZLN¡yaBasta! April 24, 2020

booger blocked 

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."
booger blocked by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

Boomer Blocked 

Boomer Blocked

When a boomer on social media (often a celebrity) accidentally blocks you because they can’t keep up with who is saying what in their comments, or due to some other technological user error.
I was sticking up for him in the comments, but I got Boomer Blocked along with the trolls!
Boomer Blocked by Mr.Amanojaku August 18, 2020

Boner Blockers 

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
Boner Blockers by Jba000HD December 14, 2016