| 1. | three-ball voice | ||
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Someone with a very deep voice. You want to hear someone with a three-ball voice? Check out James Earl Jones as Darth Vader!
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| 2. | blessed | ||
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As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.
In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!" In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below) person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"
person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me! |
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| 3. | Dan Green | ||
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An American voice actor who has voiced many characters in multiple animes such as Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh. With his amazing booming voice, he usually voices powerful characters such as Yami, Mewtwo, and Entei. He is often praised and parodied in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series. In a perfect world, everybody would have Dan Green's voice.
I can do whatever I want because I'm voiced by Dan Green! Oh dear... I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Come on Dan, think... I know! I'll just activate my sexy man voice! That usually works! I'M GOING TO DO MY LAUNDRY! COULD I HAVE SOME CHANGE? |
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| 4. | Booming Upshaw | ||
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the act of raising your voice in pitch while also raising the volume, creating dramatic suspense. Vito's booming upshaw provided an excellent enhancer of the climax.
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| 5. | Neil Platinum | ||
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When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice. S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf? S: No man, this song by the platinum artist. B: You mean, Neil? S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head. B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish? S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes. B: Urban what? S: Never mind. |
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| 6. | roron | ||
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still unclear whether human male or god this awesome creature chooses to make its home in perth, western australia. Known to inhale vast amounts of food and liquor and make a mockery of serene japanese culture by demolishing it's delicasies on a regular basis roron is also renowned for his booming voice and ability to crush wayward souls with a single insult. Also to women like whiskey to an alcoholic: utterly irresistable but fucks them over every time. Utterly feared by those pathetic scum who love all things 'rice'. Sometimes referred to as 'sex-on-legs' by women. hotterthanhotchick1: 'oh my god here comes roron!!' hottestchickever2: *slips off seat* 'i was wet just thinking about him, now i'm soaked!!!'
ricer1: 'then i fitted my bov and picked up 20hp at the whee.. oh shit here comes roron!!' ricefag2: 'fuck, quickly to the wrx, we'll very slowly and noisily get away!!' |
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| 7. | bonerwitz! | ||
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1. an expression of anger, best said in a loud booming voice towards a stocky german fellow.
2. a gargantuan reigning in the alps look there at that bonerwitz! its fucking a bush!
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