It's like the Internet made out of a tree.
Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
an object used as a coaster, increase the hight of small children, or increase the stability of poorly built furniture.
where do you want me to put your drink?
oh, just leave it on top of that book.
verb meaning to run or to leave in a hurry
i fuckin booked when the cops showed up
cool: the first option given when trying to type 'cool' in a text message using t9
that chick thinks she's book, but she's totally hacked.
1. A source of information.
2. A source of entertainment.
3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.
1. The dictionary
2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'
3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
Did you know there HAVE been books printed since the fifties and the new ones are cool? They have them so anyone can understand them. Books can be about video games, sex, drugs, sports, people, pretty much everything. They come with cuss words, funny characters and you might understand some more of you those weird things...that's right. Words.
"Doood, books are lame and my perception of them doesn't exceed that of a cingle-celled organism."
"Doood. You used like those big-wordy thingies."
"I know! My predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!"
What people don't read enough today.
"Books? What's that?"
Something we stopped caring about after the internet
Why would I wanna read books when I can check about it on the internet?!