used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly
a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"
e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
oh, just leave it on top of that book.
2. A source of entertainment.
3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.
2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'
3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
"Doood. You used like those big-wordy thingies."
"I know! My predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!"