secret word for "booze"
used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly
a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
a. lets read a few pages!!
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"
e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
an object used as a coaster, increase the hight of small children, or increase the stability of poorly built furniture.
where do you want me to put your drink?
oh, just leave it on top of that book.
verb meaning to run or to leave in a hurry
i fuckin booked when the cops showed up
cool: the first option given when trying to type 'cool' in a text message using t9
that chick thinks she's book, but she's totally hacked.
1. A source of information.
2. A source of entertainment.
3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.
1. The dictionary
2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'
3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
Did you know there HAVE been books printed since the fifties and the new ones are cool? They have them so anyone can understand them. Books can be about video games, sex, drugs, sports, people, pretty much everything. They come with cuss words, funny characters and you might understand some more of you those weird things...that's right. Words.
"Doood, books are lame and my perception of them doesn't exceed that of a cingle-celled organism."
"Doood. You used like those big-wordy thingies."
"I know! My predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!"
What people don't read enough today.
"Books? What's that?"
Something we stopped caring about after the internet
Why would I wanna read books when I can check about it on the internet?!