The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!
On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.
Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.
If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.
Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.
Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.
When a fish bites you when you are in the ocean
Coby got fitelnickered while boogie boarding.
The affliction of spending too much time boogie boarding, or sea activities until it inflicts you with a case of kelp in or on your genitalia. Whilst looking and smelling horrible, it somehow fascinates the females of the species.
Tobes: Migs, come on man - stop surfing we've got to go hit the bar for TSBs!!
Migs: Nah man, chicks will dig my Kelp Dick ! Give us ten minutes
a kind, loving creature who dwells in the upper northeastern regions of North America, specifically Cape Cod. intelligent, yet sarcastic. taller than average homoerectuses. awkward tendencies.
in other news, a Cuppernull was seen boogie boarding at Nauset today. however, when spotted, Cuppernull awkwardly ran away, in long strides.
A sport created for water sport fanatics who enjoyed wake boarding and kneeboarding and wanted a more open experience with no straps. First performed on Geist Lake with a boogie board instead of a wakeboard.
"That kid is a pro at boogering.. he really knows how to maneuver that board"