Top Definition
A hidden place that all men all of the world have where the keep their booger's after they pick their nose. All men have a booger farm in a place where they spend a lot of time. For example every man has a farm at work, home, and even at their best friends house. The question is where does your husband keep his????
Honey, is that your booger farm behind the couch in the living room????
by Jeremy Holt June 24, 2005

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