| 1. | Booger Wall | ||
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An diverse collection of dried mucus from the human nose assorted and affixed to an vertical wall. Shontrice: What's all that stuff on your wall over there? Asbestos?
Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it? |
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| 2. | shoe booger | ||
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A booger that has been slipped upon the sole of ones shoe, as opposed to flicking, eating, or discarding within a tissue. With his nasal passage now clear, Charlie ran his options, choosing the underside of his shoe to bury his new found treasure.His collection of shoe boogers was expanding rapidly.
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| 3. | beer booger | ||
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1. A collection of rogue lime pulp that sticks to the outside rim of a Corona beer bottle. This is the result of Corona beer lime insertion. Subsequent to taking a swig or sip from the offending beer bottle, the "beer booger" or “booga” will stick to one’s lip or side of face. At the moment of discovery it is clear that everyone in close proximity is mocking you behind your back. This results in forfeiting any chance in having sex with a new sex partner.
2. A lime stuck inside the bottle of Corona beer. Oh, a beer booger(moment of silence). Fuck.
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| 4. | beer booger | ||
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1. A collection of rogue lime pulp that sticks to the outside rim of a Corona beer bottle. This is the result of Corona beer lime insertion. Subsequent to taking a swig or sip from the offending beer bottle, the "beer booger" or “booga” will stick to one’s lip or side of face. At the moment of discovery it is clear that everyone in close proximity is mocking you behind your back. This results in forfeiting any possible chance in having sex with a new sex partner.
2. A lime stuck inside the bottle of Corona beer. Any given fraternizing acivity that includes alcohol, drugs, and sex.
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| 5. | nose goblin | ||
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Also known as a booger. Hey, check out my collection of magical nose goblins!
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| 6. | boogey baggie | ||
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a plastic baggie containing a collection of boogers. this bag of boogers is then used to gross people out.
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| 7. | Boogernaut | ||
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1: • Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump. • An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path 2: • A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”. “What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”
“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.” |
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