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Boobyshuffle 

An act in which a woman (or largely Moob endowed man), will grab their bra and pull at it wildly from side to side in order for their boobs to find their comfortable place. Made popular by Lisa Anglim
Ya she was totally getting her boobyshuffle on
Boobyshuffle by Iloveagoodmass July 13, 2010

boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

boobmuffin

A blue berry muffin with a melted part around it that appears to be the arieola... also with a chocolate chip in the center.
Trudi wanted a boobmuffin but the lame clerk didn't give her one. So she sulked.
boobmuffin by Meghan is rad May 8, 2007

boystuff 

like spunk after a wet dream and you have to hide the sheets from your parents
oh my god!!! theres boystuff all over his bed hehehehe



boystuff by totally tits December 16, 2008

Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

Boobsurfing 

the art of browsing through images of boobs on the internet or the channel surfing through the porn channels on TV.
To kill some time I'm going to chill out with a beer and do some boobsurfing.