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This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag
Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.
That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.
blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

boobshadow 

a technical term used to describe the shadow cast by a woman's (or man's) breasts
S: Gloria, your boobshadow is huge tonight.
G: Aww thanks love you are the sweetest!
boobshadow by oryx and ibex December 18, 2011

Boobsquire 

A word coming out of the state of Indiana. It is rumored that people who say this word are not able to resist laughing no matter what situation they are in.
Man 1: Hey dude.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: Boobsquire

Man 2: What the hell?

Man 1: Think about it

Man 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boobsquire by marshman1 September 19, 2009

boobsquish

An internet term derived from a common anime cliche involving the face of an unsuspecting teenage boy being squished energetically but affectionately into a girl's buxum boobs....usually followed by a nose-bleed.
*Asura gives Cat boobsquish huggles* XD
boobsquish by Asura April 24, 2005

Da BombSquad 

A band native to Lawrence, KS, known for their performances at LHS and with Tech N9NE. They rip some mad tracks with lyrics like "Country Bucket." They got the huckleberrys and the skittles with their nephew, son.
Country bucket shippin' things, oh eee oh!
Da BombSquad by AWW SKEET SKEET March 10, 2005