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Weapons of mass turbation.
Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.
by murdur1 December 08, 2008
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by Anonymous November 02, 2002
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Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.
Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah..

Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.)

Girl: ...Hey! Hey! Are you even listening?
by I'll Invade Uranus April 23, 2009
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The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.
Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.
by Halie_B October 08, 2009
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Round, bouncy are big. Juicy and fun to play with in bed, good for getting milk and for sucking on the tit. My girlfriend's boobs are so massive, I love playing with them and sucking on them.
by Dude December 05, 2004
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Gods Best Creation Yet... Next to Pizza Delivery.
Look at those boobs! i would like to get to know her if u know what i mean!
by rawrimadinosaur July 21, 2009
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A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.

Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.

"Everyone likes boobs, even gay men!"
"I love your boobs. They are so large and so firm!"
by clueless_furball October 31, 2006
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