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1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :)

2. The cause of all of life's problems.

3. The solution to all of life's problems.
1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend.

2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash.

3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

by talkingmouth March 03, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

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Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 09, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.
by sukebe November 17, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.
Did you touch her boobs, or what?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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i became a lesbian when my college roommate let me feel her boobs
by lesbian 4 life April 08, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard!

(.)(.) normal boobs
(.) (.) big boobs
(*)(*) bit boobs
(#)(#) milked boobs

Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex
girl:Ow! My boobs!

Guy :Soft Boobs!

Guy: Can I touch them?

Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs!

Guy: Did you see her boobs?
Guy2: Ya! they were awesome!

Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!
by big ( . )( . ) June 26, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Things that guys love and cant resist
Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

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