the reason there are lesbians
i became a lesbian when my college roommate let me feel her boobs
by lesbian 4 life April 08, 2007
A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.
by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009
1. A very dumb person
2. Slang for a woman's breast
3. Boys
Order
Our
Balls
4. Mispelling of "Bob"
"Shut up, you boob!"
"Does this shirt make my boobs look big?"
"Hi ya Boob--er--Bob!"
by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003
Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.
-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"
by Martazz April 03, 2004
The best part about a woman.
Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.
by tittylover February 08, 2006
(for girls only) look down
boobs are those things coming out of your chest guys are mesmerized by
by anonymous25437 May 30, 2009
Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.
Woman: What are you looking at?

Man: Your boobs.
by sukebe November 17, 2006

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