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TITS TITS ITS ALL BOUT' THA TITS ZOMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH MASSIVE FUCKING TITS! *masturbates profusely, slapping his cheek red roar*
boobs...shao pang! o.O
by Mick1 February 25, 2007
 
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Foreign objects
AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Foreign objects!

I love Boobs.
by rolledinvagina January 20, 2009
 
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Preparation, uses, and tips
Boobs are always eaten raw because heating can cause them to become bitter. They can be added to cooked dishes just before serving. Boobs are most commonly used to make the Mexican dip called guacamole, a mixture of mashed boobs, lime juice, tomatoes, and hot peppers. Boob slices can also be added to salads, sandwiches, or sauces. Mashed boobs is a good spread for toast, bagels, or sandwiches, and can be used to top chili or a baked potato. It makes a healthful replacement for sour cream, butter, or margarine. Boob halves can be stuffed with tuna, chicken, or crab salad.

To prepare a boob, slice in half, remove the pit, and scoop out the flesh. Discard the skin and pit. Boob flesh darkens quickly when exposed to air. While this doesn’t present any health hazard, it makes the boob look less appealing. To prevent this from occurring, rub boobs with lime or lemon juice, or mix about ½ tablespoon (7mL) of juice into mashed or puréed boobs.

Buying and storing tips
Look for boobs that are heavy for their size and are free of bruises and dark sunken spots. Unripe boobs are hard to the touch. Place them in a brown paper bag at room temperature for two to three days to ripen. They are ready to eat when slightly soft. Once ripe, they should be stored in the refrigerator and used within two to three days. To freeze boobs, remove the skin and pit and purée the flesh with ½ tablespoon (7mL) of lemon or lime juice per boob. Pack in an airtight container and freeze for up to five months. Boob slices and halves do not freeze well.

Varieties
Although there are about a hundred varieties of boobs, only a few are grown and consumed in the United States. The most commonly available variety is the Haas tit, a dark-green, pebbly skinned booby grown in California that is available year-round. Fuerte tittahs are medium green and have a smoother skin. Grown in California, they are available in the fall and winter. Florida boobs are larger than those from California, have a smoother skin, and are lower in fat. Some jumbo boobs may be slightly lower in fat as well.
Marvin Gaye

Man 1: I friggin' love this guacamole. Where did you get this?

Man 2: I made it. From scratch.

Man 1: Really?

Woman: Hey guy's, what choo eatin'?

Man 2: Fresh boobs
by Warm Pickle Sauce June 19, 2009
 
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the body parts that make milk for babies
"Babies drink milk from boobs."
by mama_milkbar July 25, 2005
 
166.
Proof that the great Lord is real. Boobs are wonderful things that await men to touch it. Boobs are also the face of a Women. If the Women is flat, or her breast aren't big enough, she has no face at all.
Yo, that prostitute I picked up last night had THE lagest boobs I have ever seen in my life.
by Wowwie August 31, 2007
 
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1)A great thing to look at start your day. Almost as good as drinking a cup of tropicana orange juice.
2)The only reason girls are awsome
3)The thing i stare at when im talki to girls
4)Somthing i should be able to buy at the store.
5)God this stuff is just the greatist (crying)
holy shit look at here boobs! there huge!
by S0ldier0fg0d March 06, 2007
 
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Like Cabbage Patch Kids, one of a kind and just mine
boobs are the number one flotation devices sponsered by hugh hefner
by DizzyLizzy December 16, 2006