Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.
Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.
Boobs make the world go round.
things that guys like to play with
excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do
I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted
(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \./\./-gramma (#)(#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten
God's most lovely creation.
Boobs are nice...like boobs!
large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.
Did you touch her boobs, or what?
Things that guys love and cant resist
Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!
Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"