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A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.

Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.

"Everyone likes boobs, even gay men!"
"I love your boobs. They are so large and so firm!"
by clueless_furball October 31, 2006
 
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Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.
Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.
by osmo512 April 21, 2009
 
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The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.
girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.

dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs

girl- ok let do this
by tony lopez April 29, 2007
 
38.
The universal answer to all questions.
"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."
by Ryntai April 01, 2006
 
39.
Instant and pure win.
Those boobs are pure win.
by doomsong123 February 02, 2007
 
40.
a womans best argument.
she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)
by jonas.h July 10, 2008
 
41.
the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk.
For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.
My, your boobs are large.
by Smartarse May 25, 2005
 
42.
What most girls call their breasts.
And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.
by Hobyx January 07, 2007