A boob is a big lump of fat that hangs of a women's chest. They have something in the middle called a nipple. Boobs make very great warm pillows. They are fun to lick and cuddle.

Boobs ussualy come in pairs, like a pair of sneakers. They even age like sneakers and get all wrinkled saggy with age.

"Everyone likes boobs, even gay men!"
"I love your boobs. They are so large and so firm!"
by clueless_furball October 31, 2006
Definitely larger and more classy than tits.
Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.
by Total Chav September 09, 2005
weapons of mass distraction
i couldnt concentrate in class because her boobs distracted me
by Eamonn O September 06, 2007
( .Y. )=normal boobs
(.Y.)=small boobs
( . Y . )=big boobs
( .y. )=retarded boobs
( . | . )=flat boobs

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.
by MidgitMan May 02, 2006
The large thing on girls chest that make men so horny!!!
Peter: Why do girls have boobs?

Friend #1: I don't know

Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them.

Friend #2: It's true
by Hlassa May 15, 2006
Things that guys suck and play with while having hot sex with a girl
He rubbed her boobs as he pounded her into a hard rythm
by Kaleigh November 30, 2003
The reason I don't just kill myself right now.
Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.
by Drama_King March 17, 2008
The greatest thing that has happened to mankind. Makes men horny; Things to look at when you are talking to a girl.
Dude!!! Look at the size of those boobs! *gets a boner*
by dat high muthafucka June 08, 2006

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