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1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :)

2. The cause of all of life's problems.

3. The solution to all of life's problems.
1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend.

2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash.

3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

by talkingmouth March 03, 2006
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1.
things that guys like to play with
excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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2.
a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do
I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted
by me April 19, 2003
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3.
breast
tits
jublees
knockers
puppies
bonerizers
(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \./\./-gramma (#)(#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten
by fuck a dog April 15, 2003
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4.
God's most lovely creation.
Boobs are nice...like boobs!
by Stratta May 13, 2003
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5.
large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.
Did you touch her boobs, or what?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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6.
Things that guys love and cant resist
Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
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7.
Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 09, 2005
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