Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 09, 2005
A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard!

(.)(.) normal boobs
(.) (.) big boobs
(*)(*) bit boobs
(#)(#) milked boobs

Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex
girl:Ow! My boobs!

Guy :Soft Boobs!

Guy: Can I touch them?

Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs!

Guy: Did you see her boobs?
Guy2: Ya! they were awesome!

Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!
by big ( . )( . ) June 26, 2006
The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.
girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.

dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs

girl- ok let do this
by tony lopez April 29, 2007
The universal answer to all questions.
"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."
by Ryntai April 01, 2006
Instant and pure win.
Those boobs are pure win.
by doomsong123 February 02, 2007
a womans best argument.
she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)
by jonas.h July 10, 2008
the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk.
For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.
My, your boobs are large.
by Smartarse May 25, 2005
What most girls call their breasts.
And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.
by Hobyx January 07, 2007

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