Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.
Woman: What are you looking at?
Man: Your boobs.
The best part about a woman.
Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.
(for girls only) look down
boobs are those things coming out of your chest guys are mesmerized by
The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.
Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.
A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard!
(.)(.) normal boobs
(.) (.) big boobs
(*)(*) bit boobs
(#)(#) milked boobs
Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex
girl:Ow! My boobs!
Guy :Soft Boobs!
Guy: Can I touch them?
Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs!
Guy: Did you see her boobs?
Guy2: Ya! they were awesome!
Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!
objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money
,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck
girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.
dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs
girl- ok let do this
Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.
Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.
Boobs make the world go round.