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7.
Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 09, 2005
 
120.
One of the many things women get in a divorce. Usually Wrecked.
Wow you kept your boobs!
by Crabsinmypants July 16, 2012
 
121.
Boobs, Noun. - Mountains of Happiness
Her mountains of happiness (boobs) make my pee pee tingle
by the sexual harassment panda March 19, 2012
 
122.
surprisingly there for women's pleasure too
I love touching my boobs
by BlueJane June 29, 2014
 
123.
The best thing in the world.
Man, boobs. Just boobs
by MOOSEN May 31, 2014
 
124.
Things that people glorify way too much.
"Damn, that chick has amazing boobs!"
"Who fucking cares?"
"Any straight guy, ho!"
"Sigh... What am I to do with you?"
by WalaChris April 27, 2014
 
125.
Breasts, best when large and round. Also the meaning of life.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT KATE UPTON'S BOOBS
by 1980randomguy March 25, 2014
 
126.
Heavenly Orbs of Goodness made for men to grope, lick, suck and motorboat on. (Also used for breastfeeding). These orbs omit high gravitational pull that works specifically for men's eyes.
Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
by guyforyou23 February 26, 2014