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cronic crampage of the breastical miner symptoms include: .heavy breathing .itchy foreskin .swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls) .stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.." .spontaneous childbirth .pink eye .depression .shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed cronic Symptoms resulting in: .anal leakage / rectal spasms .extreme stipples (stiffnipps) .blurb vision .milky discharged .CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!! .death people at high risk include: children over the age of 8 .elderly . women with large dangle snatches . a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's) .the Jew community .south Australian bogans .weirdo's with breado's .women with muffin tops .people with mullets and buzzcuts - If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice help is out there.
' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?' ' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!' "i've got the boobcramp blues..." 'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five. She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul" |
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