miner symptoms include:
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."
cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community
.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's
.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts
- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice
' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?'
' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!'
"i've got the boobcramp blues..."
'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five.
She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul"