boobtube is a word that difines anyone with the last name of wells. This is found because of the water runs through the pipes aka tubes and the pipe that runs into the well is called the boobtube
by xocwellsxo July 10, 2008
1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005