a womans best argument.
she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)
What most girls call their breasts
And of course he was staring at my boobs!
Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.
I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.
Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..
I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.
If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all
"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"
Proof that there is a god.
Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Big,juicy,beautiful things usually found on women but occasionally on men.
Her boobs were SO big!
The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.
1: Lumps of squishy gooodness.