| 57. | titty fencing | ||
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two girls taking pencils, pens, and highlighters and poking each other's tits while trying to block the other one. more advanced: attacking the other girl's tits with your own tits. two girls face off and try to win a game of titty fencing. points must be counted.
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| 58. | Bwaap | ||
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verb: to slap another person in the facial region with one's boobie. What did the big titty say to the face? Bwaap!
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| 59. | Denise Milani | ||
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One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest. Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet. If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman. Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one. I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
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| 60. | rusty thumbtack | ||
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The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly. I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
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| 61. | Breast Reduction | ||
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The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts. Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!
Dan: That's like slapping god in the face. |
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| 62. | Peek-A-Boobing | ||
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When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down. Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!" Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice. |
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| 63. | Chelsea | ||
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Chelsea is probably the biggest boob out there known to man to this date, not only does she smell bad, have terrible taste in clothing, but she has moles in geometric shapes. Probably the most disgusting aspect of this person is that she has cow utters instead of normal boobs (and she wears shades on them) .As well as those awkward characteristics, her hobbies consist of licking butt, watching terrible soap operas, and making fun of Jason. Oh, and she feels the need to scream like a 2 year old. Seriously?! You're such a Chelsea sometimes! And wipe that nasty triangulated mole shape off of your face!
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