1. a reach around
2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)
1. the gay guys bonused eachother
2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)
When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!
When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!
A Boner from a Jonas Brother.
Hey man I so have a bonus for Joe Jonas
To be followed by any word in a circumstance when
a) any type of goal was achieved
b) something more than expected happened or was obtained
Better when presented in the form of a question.
When explaining a game of scrabble to a friend;
person A: So i picked up a blank tile and spelled 'QUIZZIFY'
person B: Bonus Bingo?
When talking to a friend after cleaning the house;
person A: So i picked up a broom and swept under the couch, and found a whole piece of pizza
person B: Bonus cheese?
marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!
We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!
A questionable Canadian game where one person would yell bonus and place both hands flat together and shove the finger tips into another’s unsuspecting anus.
Funny as shit if its not you on the recieving or giving end.
"holy shit richie did you see how deep john's bonus can go!"
"man john is such a fag all he ever does is bonus me"
An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.
James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!