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Bonehead more like. A talentless dwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wank rock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prick who goes on about 3rd world poverty all the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really political issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twat sucks around Tony Blair (the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted douchebag. In fact it gets worse, the horrible ugly sunglassed asswipe organises 'Live 8' with his arselicker-in-chief Bob Geldof to 'make poverty history' (I can really see that working - watching a bunch of over the hill has-beens flogging their latest album is really gonna make a difference to starving children in Africa) but really to drag up a bunch of his corpse mates from the 80's and flog a few albums. Then all the performers and their entourages who are all supposed to be doing this for charity (about 300 people altogether) get a £5000 goodie bag (containing Ipods, chanel perfume etc) to take home with them as a thank you! (Laughable. You couldn't make this stuff up. He then makes it a condition of the gig that (because war criminal Blair is his mate) no performers are allowed to mention Iraq, Afghanistan or Bush and Blair. What a horrible, hypocritical little wanker. 'In the name of love' my fucking arse. In the name of money more like. Fuck off and die in Mortal Kombat style pain you smug twat!
Bono? Isn't he that shortarsed little twat who's always lecturing us on how to save the world? The talentless, phoney, fuckwitted cunt.
by ripoff July 24, 2006
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a piece of shit, number two.

Thank you South Park season 11.
Excuse me, I have to go make a Bono.
by p00psmcg33 October 12, 2007
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by BennyBoo March 01, 2006
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Unit of measurement for smugness.

The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.

Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.

Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.
Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.
by Knold August 25, 2012
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The 2nd largest peiceof crap in the world and weighing over 80 Courics. As seen on South Park Episode :More Crap
Bono didnt make the record for the biggest crap he is the record.
by Tyler Parizek October 14, 2007
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Pratt like tosser, loves himself, his many houses and wants to be Bob Geldoff. A Wonderful hypocrit, who enjoys holidaying in many of the third world countries he exploits. While protesting in favour of these downtrodden peoples, he still manages to take advantage of the cheap labour these countries provide in order to assemble his U2 Ipods, Albums and Memorabilia.

Note: His poo stinks just like everybody elses (and his breath smells of gasoline).
Bono - Jippo. i.e. takes credit for somebody else's hard work.
by Collie January 23, 2007
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Lead singer of U2. Some people would elaborate on this statement with a "Bono is an arrogant self righteous, big headed, smug arse- and he proves this by helping out third world countries..."

Hm...somehow that statement seems to be contradicting itself a little. Bono is a little lime light hogging at times sure, but he's a performer- obviously he'd be a pretty crap show man if he hated the attention.

Think about it- He is Bono- if he wanted ego gratification then he could just put on a spontaneous U2 concert and see how many people showed up and yelled themselves hoarse for him and the band. He does charity work because he actually cares about it- if he gets a heckalot of publicity for it than hm...I dont know...it might have something to do with him also being the front man of a huge rock band. Besides the publicity helps the charity. I'm sure the people whos lives have been saved due to Bonos work dont really care about his motives anyhow.

To people who have made a statement similar to "I hate Bono because of his ego boosting charity work." I pose the question- Have you done better?
Bono deserves the praise he gets for his work in third world countries.
by Naomo December 25, 2004
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