WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job
I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.
Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk
' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On
' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)
-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)
-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers
meaning of bonkers is going Mad or Nuts..
First Person:hey man see hows she dancing?
Other Person:eh!i think shes going Nuts.
a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.
I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.
TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.
Damn dude, that shit's rough.
Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.
syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary
"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"
"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"
The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out
Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"