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The penis on the male species 1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood
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a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked. I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.
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Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random. TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.
Damn dude, that shit's rough. |
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A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" . Cover the Boner = Bonker. Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?
Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker ! |
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WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.
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