It's bonking time.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
2)to bump into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting
2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk
It's a favorite of the Scout.
FAG QUIT USING BONK ENRGY DRINL!!1
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head.
y bonks x. x says "oif!"