xxx video or magazine porn
hurry the fuck up with my bongo vidz asshole
(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that heet
Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX
Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.
Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!
A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.
"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)
A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.
"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".butt buttocks rear ass caboose bottom tail
A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness. The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window. A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.
Go lick clean a window Bongo (this will be followed by an imitation of chubacca)