Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
2)Somebody who lights the bong for a friend
2)You wanna be the bong monkey and light this fat bowl of dank for me?