Any primate who is a frequent user of marijuana (usually confined to chimps or bonobos because of the intelligence required to operate a water pipe) can become a bong monkey. Traditionally, a bong monkey is initiated into marijuana usage by a human user of the drug, and twosome unite as constant companions. The bong monkey usually serves as a type of "helper monkey," with the monkey acting as caretaker of the pipe- packing the bong with the dried buds and leaves of the marijuana plant, replacing the water when it becomes foul and cleaning the pipe. However, there have been cases of bong monkeys continuing to use the drug after severing their relationship with their human friends. Bong monkeys are very protective of their bongs.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.

An immense bong that is so big that it warrants a comparison to the size of the ape King Kong.

a large rolled marijuana cigar resembling fecal matter.

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

A Decendent of Bigfoot, the Wicka is an ape like creature with shoulder legnth hair, shaggy beard, and blood shot eyes. The Wicka on most days will only leave its resting area to masturbate to internet porn or change the bong water. Known to hibernate for extended periods of time the Wicka could go weeks with out bathing itself leaving behind a strong odor of Ax body spray, KY jelly and cannibus. The Species is known to frequent local bars and loves free shots of Tequilla. When a Wicka spotted remember this is a harmless creature and very friendly if approached with freshly packed bowl.

Orangutan Ganja - Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda. Now used as a marketing term universal adjective that has largely lost its original meaning. Used to describe strong weed (i.e., OG Kush, OG Sativa, OG Indica, etc.).