a devious middle-aged man, usually single, who resembles a mixture of man and coyote. usually quite hairy all over the body. his unique attribute is that he receives quite a lot of twat despite his devilish appearance. a sought after position in society to say the least. the rarest breed spawn from western europe and russia
Onlooker 1: Woah look at that bum!
Bonewolf Expert: Thats no bum, its an ass-getting bonewolf!