by doomsayer supreme January 1, 2010
A word that is only used in conjunction with, and followed by the word Smaxxon. Boners is pronounced Bo-nairs. It is a word created to add gravity to the already intense word smaxxon.
That girl is so smaxxon bonerz! (meaning: that girl is so fucking fina, fina hot that my pee-pee is about to fall of ya' heard me playboi?)
by The Tweeze July 8, 2006
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When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
by JazzG123 October 7, 2008