bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

bonerise by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

bonercising

To proceed in doing boner lifts to increase cock muscle and sexual stamina.

Dude bonercising really works my cock grew an inch! Then i jerked off!

bonercising by beamerboy and the reverend September 27, 2009

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

bonerising by daws April 11, 2005

bonerism 

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

bonerism by Jameson February 6, 2005