Bonercast

Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners

Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast

Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.

"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

The Bonercast by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonerbreaking 

The act of surprising two people who are having sex when the man is about to ejaculate. Thus breaking the mood, and his boner.

Person 1: Oh dude, Jake just walking in right when I was about to cum, he totally broke my boner.
Person 2: He's a pro at bonerbreaking.

Bonerbreaking by Nightmare-kid October 22, 2010

Bonerrealization 

bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion   
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn

1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.

2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.

When she stepped into the jacuzzi I had a bonerrealization.

Bonerrealization by Gretelintheoven January 8, 2011