an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.
My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

by Uncle H Bomb August 02, 2006
A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.
Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.
by El Presedente June 22, 2009
term of endearment for a person you make sexytime with
Nick was excited to call Anna and when she picked up he said "sup bonerjams"
by Nikobe October 21, 2008
A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.
Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"
by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010
1. a bonerjam is where individuals gather, as many would gather for a party or fiesta, and have so much fun dancing with each other to music that causes individuals to jam, or dance to, and in the process forcing the males to achieve a mind-blowing erection. Females can achieve a boner jam by developing increased hardening in their nipples and a moistness in their vaginal area. The difference between males and females is that the male must jam his boner into something and the female must have her vaginajammed with a boner. Out of this act a dish may be contrived, known as bonerjambalaya, with its roots in Creole culture.

2.an individual that sucks so hard at life that he dances, or jams, to music but he is such a loser, or boner that his dancing is referred to as a "bonerjam". Those dubbed "bonerjam" are never very popular with the general public.
1.Bryan and all his friends had such a fun time at the beach that when someone started blasting Lady Gaga, a bonerjam ensued, resulting in a very dirty and sandy bonerjambalaya that was left in puddles all over the sand.
2. Jessica walked into the class reunion and requested "Take on Me" by Ah-Ha and resulted in a horrific display of one of the greatest bonerjams, causing all who witnessed it to begin whipping cake at her in disgust.
by shukakke May 28, 2010
the jam like substance that comes out of a dudes boner
Pamela: uhh, you got bonerjam all over my face.

Borat: oh, I so sorry... NOT!
by stinky ronlald April 27, 2010
1) bonerjam: is a painful condition which comes about when a man gets overzealous when thrusting during sexual intercourse and proceeds to completely exit the orifice and forcefully jams his erected penis against a non penetrable surface such as a taint or cheek. The word bonerjam can be used as either a noun or a verb depending on the context.

2) bonerjam: a party in which all participants must be willing to openly admit to having an erection as is the goal of the celebration. One important and necessary aspect of all bonerjams is that rap music with overly crude lyrics is constantly played at a very loud and pulsating volume.
1) "Ouch!"
"What was that, Honey?"
"Dammit, I just gave myself some serious bonerjam! God my dick hurts!"

2) Someone call the doctor, because this bonerjam is gonna last way longer than four hours!
by lukebond September 08, 2009

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