Top definition
any kid who gets a hard on in class.
HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!
by raunchy tits June 16, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
2
refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner
Horny Heather and Boner Boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids.

I am jealous of Boner Boy's big penis. I wish I could get a boner as often as he can!
by horny heather January 31, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
3
Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.
Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy
by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
4
Adjective -- See Example 1
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun -- See Example 2
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. A stupid person; A dumbass
3. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
by Dr[Shaun] February 08, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
5
A respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.
Patricia exclaimed, "Bring me have that monster, Boner Boy"
by jiminton August 19, 2012
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
6
Adjective
1. Used as an insult in conjunction with the word boner
2. When a person does or says something really stupid

Noun
1. A douche bag to the highest degree
2. Someone who doesn't bring an alcoholic beverage and you are unable to make a purchase at the time due to government laws.
--Example 1--
Lame Ass Friend: "Hey man! Did you see the O.C. last night?"
Your Response: "You're such a bonerboy. Only 14 year old girls fantasizing about the 'perfect prom' watch that garbage."

--Example 2--
You: Bonerboy over here forgot the beer. What a dillhole!
Bonerboy: I can't help it that I suck at life...
Everyone Else: You really suck Bonerboy!
by Dr[Shaun] February 08, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush