1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014
What you call your best friend just for the shit of it.
Hey boner lets hang out this weekend!
by KonArtist38 October 18, 2011
(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010
It is called a boner because it really does look like a bone. And it is very hard like a bone.
See look at that bone, he must have a boner.
by eyeluversyew April 16, 2009
A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.
baby: do u have a boner
by hateporn March 28, 2014
An ugly boner, such as getting hard when you are church or get a stiffy at a funeral. Basically a boner you get at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
BLOB went to his mother funeral, and jizzed in his pants. He got a bo-ner!!!11!!1!one!
by The Green Giant Is Hard. July 18, 2009
Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

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