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an erected dick, what I'm having now after searching for sex story
Me: God my boner hurts a lot do you mind me taking off my pants
Cunt: (gives me blowjob)
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A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.
Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.
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A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.
"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"
by inufan_7 September 07, 2008
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6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner
by harold the prick January 09, 2008
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slang term for any sex, male or females, sexual arousal towards the opposite sex or same sex in which they are attracted to. For men, it's a literal term of course where the penis becomes physically stimulated and aroused. However, it can also be used in the sarcastic sense like for women, its a term or phrase meaning shes "hot" for a guy or "wants to do him badly".
The only reason why i let Stephen get away with being an asshole to me is because I still have a freak'n boner for him.
by girlnextdoorxjbx April 03, 2008
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An erect dick happens when sexually excited or at a random time
She's really hot I got a boner she's fucking sexy
by crazyoutdoorsman2112 April 07, 2015
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A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
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