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6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner
by harold the prick January 09, 2008
 
37.
When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff
Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club
by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014
 
38.
good, awesome, desirable or positive
Fire up boys, tonight is gonna be boners;

person 1: How good was last night
person 2: yeh it was boners
by jiggy jig November 17, 2009
 
39.
When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff
Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club
by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014
 
40.
1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014
 
41.
A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.
"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"
by inufan_7 September 07, 2008
 
42.
An ugly boner, such as getting hard when you are church or get a stiffy at a funeral. Basically a boner you get at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
BLOB went to his mother funeral, and jizzed in his pants. He got a bo-ner!!!11!!1!one!
by The Green Giant Is Hard. July 18, 2009