So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.
oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner
by lala2341 May 29, 2011
Erection of the genitals from excitement or pleasure.
Timmy got a boner when he saw Becky swimming naked in her backyard.
by Frat Guy 2009 May 06, 2013
When your cock goes really hard.
Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.
by Fabio Fobbs February 05, 2012
When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff
Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club
by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014
1. An erection.

2. A convenient way to describe anything long and hard.
1. "I have a massive boner."

2. "Dude, this day is boner."
by The Navas October 26, 2013
When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff
Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club
by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014
1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014

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