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29.
You penis's version of a thumbs up.
*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.
by Jon200105 February 25, 2013
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30.
So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.
oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner
by lala2341 May 29, 2011
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31.
Erection of the genitals from excitement or pleasure.
Timmy got a boner when he saw Becky swimming naked in her backyard.
by Frat Guy 2009 May 06, 2013
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32.
When your cock goes really hard.
Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.
by Fabio Fobbs February 05, 2012
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33.
1. An erection.

2. A convenient way to describe anything long and hard.
1. "I have a massive boner."

2. "Dude, this day is boner."
by The Navas October 26, 2013
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34.
A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.
baby: do u have a boner
by hateporn March 28, 2014
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35.
6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner
by harold the prick January 09, 2008
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