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An undesirable, frustrating or boring situation.
Luis: How was your class?
Aaron: Yo, it was a total boner. I wanted to eat my own flesh.
Luis: Why?
Aaron: My students are fucking retarded. I don't know what's wrong with them.
by Aaris June 22, 2007
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the hip new catch phrase, replacing sick, cool, ill, chill, wicked and the sort, because hey, boners are cool!
a: Hey homes, check the tat!
b: whoa, what is it?
a: it's two puppies cuddling
b: boner dude!
by meatcube September 03, 2008
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80
That which one uses to bone people.
I totally used my boner to bone that bonehead.
by Mathias October 29, 2005
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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"Man my little brother is such a boner"
by Mike and Rob November 06, 2006
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1) noun - a penis in which the shaft bends during an erection.

2)noun - marijuana that has been used in a vaporizer (and no longer has THC in it)

3) adjective - completely lacking any sign of intelligence or common sense

4) verb - messing something up or doing something horribly.
1) I sold this idiot a dime of some bonér.

2) My friend told me about this guy whose boner was really a bonér.

3) Josh Bonar is straight up bonér.

4) Wow you really bonéred that my dude...
by iolite-bonér July 10, 2011
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83
When your dick gets hard. Called a boner because its hard as bone. Can occur anywhere, anytime, but most commonly in sexual situations. "Tenting" is when it goes horizontal in your pants, typically an embarrassing thing.
Rob saw a stripper and got a severe boner
by karate gamer July 01, 2016
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word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits
hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right
by violet durn August 21, 2009
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