1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.
1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?
by freash_as_Deez June 08, 2009
word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits
hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right
by violet durn August 21, 2009
a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009
Something that a guy at our school cracked in the libary
hey dude are you on a boner
by daves May 16, 2005
when a boy of ages 11-whenever he dies
gets hard in the private area.ages 1-10 shouldn't get one.
when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.
by spoons!!!! May 11, 2009
Name of a guy from the shitty 80's TV show growing pains.
Uh huh huh huh that guys name is Boner! wow what a bad show.
by burnt my legs June 20, 2005
Don't Be a Stoner Cover Your Boner!!

By a girl named Haileigh

yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner
by ToriLynn April 11, 2008
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