an erect penis or an insult
jim stop being such a boner
by man14 December 07, 2009
a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
by mynameisjul May 20, 2009
Another way of calling something 'stupid'
Girl A: I have to clean my room tonight.

Girl B: That's boner.
by liddohitler October 21, 2010
word used to describe a bummer and a downer that should LIFT your spirits
hey man, i heard your cat died. total boner dude.

hah i know right
by violet durn August 21, 2009
1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.
1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?
by freash_as_Deez June 08, 2009
Something that a guy at our school cracked in the libary
hey dude are you on a boner
by daves May 16, 2005
a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.

His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.

geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

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