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36.
6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner
by harold the prick January 09, 2008
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37.
A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.
"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"
by inufan_7 September 07, 2008
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38.
An ugly boner, such as getting hard when you are church or get a stiffy at a funeral. Basically a boner you get at the wrong place, at the wrong time.
BLOB went to his mother funeral, and jizzed in his pants. He got a bo-ner!!!11!!1!one!
by The Green Giant Is Hard. July 18, 2009
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39.
It is called a boner because it really does look like a bone. And it is very hard like a bone.
See look at that bone, he must have a boner.
by eyeluversyew April 16, 2009
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40.
What you call your best friend just for the shit of it.
Hey boner lets hang out this weekend!
by KonArtist38 October 18, 2011
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41.
(n.) a crush on a trombone player. The most intense kind of boner is had by a trombone player, for another trombone player, creating perhaps the nerdiest of infatuations and resulting in spontaneous combustion.
Becky: OMG I have the BIGGEST crush on this trombone player I played with in honors band.

Mary Claire: Becky... I'm afraid you have one of the most extreme boners I have ever witnessed in my entire life.
by somethingwitty92 December 30, 2010
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42.
1) noun - a penis in which the shaft bends during an erection.

2)noun - marijuana that has been used in a vaporizer (and no longer has THC in it)

3) adjective - completely lacking any sign of intelligence or common sense

4) verb - messing something up or doing something horribly.
1) I sold this idiot a dime of some bonér.

2) My friend told me about this guy whose boner was really a bonér.

3) Josh Bonar is straight up bonér.

4) Wow you really bonéred that my dude...
by iolite-bonér July 10, 2011
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